Gabit

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A name that sounds like it was made by a drunk goat. It means ‘worshipper’ but is given to kids who are expected to be artists, probably so they can draw pictures of the goat.
My cousin got named Gabit because his mom thinks he’ll be the next Van Gogh, or the next goat at the zoo.
My teacher says Gabit is a holy name, but I swear he’s just holy because he eats my lunch.
My friend’s baby brother is named Gabit. He cries like he’s been worshipped by a thousand goats.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A theory that when you’re with a Gabby, time moves like a broken clock, except it’s louder and more annoying.
My mom said time flies when you’re with Gabby. I say time screams and does a dance.
At Gabby’s party, I aged five years in thirty minutes. I now hate Gabby.
I sat next to Gabby on the bus, and by the time we got to school, I had lived three lifetimes.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Extremely rude. Like when your little brother eats your pizza and then kicks you in the shins.
My brother called me Gabit because I stole his last chocolate.
Gabby said I was Gabit for not cleaning my room. I said he was Gabit for not cleaning his face.
The teacher called me Gabit because I said ‘poop’ in front of the class.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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