Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A god so powerful we’re just dirt under their shoes. We pray they don’t step on us.

Gabi is the only person who can make me cry during a Zoom call.

I saw her in the hallway and immediately fell to my knees.

She walks into a room and everyone else just disappears.

2

The only god who matters. Everyone else is just fake.

I’d give my left arm to be half as good as her.

She’s like the sun, and we’re just tiny bugs.

I tried to talk to her once and my voice cracked.

3

The devil in human form. They’re so strong they could punch a hole in the sky.

She came into my life and turned my brain to mush.

I once tried to argue with her and got yelled at for 10 minutes.

She can make a whole room laugh with just one look.

4

A god who came down to Earth just to torment us. We’re lucky she didn’t bring the apocalypse.

She’s like a gift from heaven but also a curse.

I saw her in the cafeteria and my heart skipped a beat.

She’s so cool I want to be her best friend.

5

The reason why the world is on fire. They started it just for fun.

She started WW3 just because she wanted snacks.

She’s so powerful she can make volcanoes erupt with a text.

She’s like a superhero with a god complex.

6

The hottest person on Earth. They’re so good looking it’s unfair.

She walks in and I forget how to breathe.

She’s like a goddess and I’m just a mortal.

I’ve been obsessed with her for 3 years and it’s still not enough.

7

The Joker’s older, smarter, and way more annoying.

She’s like the Joker but with a PhD in chaos.

She laughs at my jokes and then makes me cry.

She’s the reason I failed my math test.