Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so obsessed with social media that you post like a damn parrot with a phone.

Just posted 12 selfies in 5 minutes. I'm famous.

I'm live streaming my breakfast. It's a masterpiece.

I posted a photo of my sock. It's a revolution.

2

When you tell a lie so dumb it makes your brain look like a broken toilet.

I said I'm a billionaire. My mom said I'm a liar.

I told my teacher I was a wizard. She sent me to the principal.

I said I can fly. I fell off the chair.

3

When you're so out of shape you look like a couch that got hit by a truck.

I can't run. I can't walk. I can only sit.

I tried to do jumping jacks. I fell over.

I can't even climb stairs. I need a ladder.

4

A Gabe is a Gabe. A Gabe is just a Gabe. A Gabe is the reason the universe is so weird.

I am Gabe. I exist. That is all.

Gabe is Gabe. I am Gabe. I must be Gabe.

Gabe is Gabe. I am not Gabe. I am just a Gabe.

5

Those ugly birds that look like they came out of a trash can and took over your neighborhood.

Those birds are so ugly. They look like my cousin.

I saw one in my backyard. It looked like a monster.

They're everywhere. They're taking over.

6

Gabe is just Gabe. He's not trying to be anything else. He's just being Gabe. That's it.

Gabe is Gabe. That's the truth.

Gabe is Gabe. No more, no less.

Gabe is Gabe. I'm not Gabe. But I wish I was.

7

Gabe is just a pile of molecules and proteins. He knows everything. But he won't tell you.

Gabe is just a bunch of stuff. He knows the secrets of life.

Gabe is a mystery. He knows why we're here. He won't tell you.

Gabe is just a guy. But he's also the universe.