gabin

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A dude who’s part man, part mystery, and all hotness. He wears pants at night, eats cassoulet for breakfast, and farts so loud it could wake the dead. He’s got hips that could make a saint blush and a break-dance move that could knock out a bull.
Just saw Gabin in the kitchen. He was wearing pajama pants at 3 a. m. and ate cassoulet like it was a crime.
Gabin break-danced in the mall and made a kid cry from laughing.
He farted during a Zoom meeting and no one said anything. Cowards.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A lawyer who fights like a wild animal until he wins. He'll take on the whole Canadian airline system just to prove a point. No mercy. No breaks. Just pure, aggressive justice.
Gabin took on Air Canada like it was a personal insult. He won and got free snacks for life.
He fought the airline for six hours and still had time to text his mom.
He turned a simple flight delay into a full-blown war.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Gabriel or Gabrielle, but way cooler. They might be a superhero. They know all about dildos, video games, and how to make you cum so hard you scream.
Gabriel sold me a dildo that made me cum in my pants at work.
He beat me in a video game and then called me a f***ing loser.
He’s a superhero. I’ve seen him do magic with a controller.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy or a god. He tests everything with his body and sells dildos like they’re the best thing since sliced bread. He can cum so fast it looks like a firework show.
He sold me a dildo and said it was the best one ever. I believed him.
He cumed so fast in the shower it looked like a volcano erupted.
He’s so good at sex it’s like he’s a god.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A tall, blonde guy with a forehead bigger than a donut. He plays pool like it’s a war. He has a girlfriend who barks at every woman who looks at him. He’s got a big forehead too.
He typed on his puter like he was trying to beat the devil.
He played pool and won like it was a personal mission.
His girlfriend barked at me for looking at him. I ran.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A smelly, racist gamer who plays like his life depends on it. He’s big, loud, and farts so much he could power a spaceship.
He played Fortnite like it was a war. I lost because he was too loud.
He farted so much during the game it smelled like a dead cow.
He called me a f***ing loser and said I was too small to be a real gamer.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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