Gabillionaire

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A person who talks like they invented the dictionary and then threw it out the window with a curse word.

'I made a gabillion dollars yesterday, and I still have to pay rent.'

'Gabillionaire? I’ve got a gabillion problems, and I’m not even rich.'

'You call that a gabillion? I’ve got a gabillion and a half.'

Someone who thinks they’re rich, but they’re just confused and using made-up numbers to sound fancy.

'I’m a gabillionaire, and I still don’t know what a gabillion is.'

'My bank account says gabillion, but I can’t even buy a pizza.'

'Gabillionaire? I’m a gabillionaire, but I still owe my mom money.'

A person who thinks they have a lot of money, but they just made up the word and called it a day.

'I’m a gabillionaire, and I still can’t afford my own insults.'

'Gabillion? I’ve got a gabillion and a half of regrets.'

'Gabillionaire? I’m a gabillionaire, and I still don’t know how to spell it.'

A person who talks like they’re rich, but they’re just making up numbers to sound important.

'I made a gabillion dollars, and I still don’t know where my shoes are.'

'Gabillionaire? I’m a gabillionaire, and I still can’t pay my taxes.'

'I’m a gabillionaire, but I still can’t afford my dignity.'

Someone who uses fake numbers so much they think they’re rich, but they’re just full of hot air.

'I’ve got a gabillion dollars, and I still don’t know where my brain is.'

'Gabillionaire? I’m a gabillionaire, and I still can’t find my keys.'

'I’m a gabillionaire, but I still can’t find my pants.'

A person who made up a word to sound fancy and then used it so much they became what they made up.

'I’m a gabillionaire, and I still don’t know what a gabillion is.'

'Gabillion? I’ve got a gabillion of problems and no solution.'

'I’m a gabillionaire, but I still don’t know how to be one.'