Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A number so big it makes N. A. S. A scientists look like stupid kids who just got caught eating pizza in class.

My bank account is a Gabiljillion dollars. I don’t even know what I did to deserve this.

The number of times I’ve yelled at my dog is a Gabiljillion.

This math problem is a Gabiljillion. I’m not even gonna try to solve it.

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A number so huge it could make the moon cry and the sun blush.

That many followers? Bro, you're a Gabiljillion.

I’ve had that many bad days. I’m a Gabiljillion of sadness.

He eats a Gabiljillion tacos every week. I think he’s gonna burst.

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A number so crazy it would make your brain explode and your mom mad.

This game has a Gabiljillion levels. I’m never getting out of here.

She’s had that many boyfriends. A Gabiljillion, man.

That many steps? I’m gonna die. It’s a Gabiljillion steps.

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A number so wild it could make a goat run away screaming.

He’s got a Gabiljillion dollars. I’m just gonna sit here and be jealous.

That many hours of work? I’m gonna quit. It’s a Gabiljillion hours.

She’s got that many followers. I’m gonna lose my mind. A Gabiljillion followers.

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A number so big it could make your dad cry and your dog laugh.

That many likes? I’m gonna faint. It’s a Gabiljillion likes.

He’s got that many enemies. A Gabiljillion enemies. I’m scared for him.

That many cookies? I’m gonna eat them all. It’s a Gabiljillion cookies.

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A number so high it could make your teacher give up and go home.

That many points in the game? It’s a Gabiljillion. I’m never gonna beat him.

She’s got that many friends. A Gabiljillion friends. I’m going to be alone forever.

That many hours of homework? I’m gonna die. It’s a Gabiljillion hours.