Gabilan

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A Gabilan is a guy who thinks he's the king of the street, but he’s just a clumsy dweeb with too much glitter on his shirt and a fake chain.

My cousin tried to flex at the mall, but he tripped over his own shoelaces.

He showed up to the party with a neon shirt and a chain that had a hole in it.

He tried to talk to my sister, but he said 'yo' like it was a curse.

A Gabilan is a guy who wears too much makeup and thinks he's cool, but everyone just laughs at him.

He put on eyeliner and tried to rap, but he sounded like a cat with a sore throat.

He wore pink lipstick and a glittery vest to the gym.

He tried to flirt with the barista, but she just gave him a look like he was a failed experiment.

A Gabilan is a guy who thinks he's a tough guy, but he cries when he gets a paper cut and wears a hoodie inside out.

He tried to fight a guy in the hallway, but he cried when he got a paper cut.

He wore his hoodie inside out and tried to be cool.

He called himself 'The Gabilan' but got scared when someone said 'yo' back.

A Gabilan is a guy who thinks he's a gangster, but he's just a weirdo who wears sunglasses at night and talks to his plants.

He wears sunglasses at night and talks to his plants like they're his best friends.

He tried to be a gangster, but he got scared of a squirrel.

He wore a fake beard and a hat that was bigger than his head.

A Gabilan is a guy who thinks he's the toughest guy in the school, but he runs away from spiders and wears socks with sandals.

He ran away from a spider in the hallway like it was a monster.

He wears socks with sandals and calls it a 'style.'

He tried to be tough but cried when he got a pop quiz.

A Gabilan is a guy who tries to be cool, but he just ends up being a weirdo who talks to his shoes and wears a hat that’s three sizes too big.

He talks to his shoes like they’re his best friends.

He wore a hat that was so big, it looked like a tent.

He tried to be cool but just ended up being a joke.