Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Lithuanian fire goddess who burns everything in sight and would rather roast you than say hi.

Gabija is the reason my toast is always charred.

She turned my uncle into a charcoal briquette.

I tried to flirt with her and got a sunburn.

2

A chill person who looks good enough to make your ex jealous.

Gabija walked in and my ex looked like a sad potato.

She’s the reason I skipped gym today.

She’s cool, and she knows it.

3

A hot girl from Lithuania who thinks she’s the center of the universe and everyone should know it.

Gabija told me I was ugly and I believed her.

She said she was the best friend ever and then blocked me.

She’s so pretty, my dog tried to flirt with her.

4

A nice person who hides her feelings like a secret and laughs at everything you say, even if it’s stupid.

Gabija kept my crush a secret and told me I was ugly.

She laughed at my failed attempt at a joke.

She’s smart and knows how to keep secrets better than a locker.

5

A perfect human being who is smart, hot, and will kill you if you mess with her.

Gabija said I was annoying and I believed her.

She’s perfect, and she knows it.

She turned my friend into a zombie just for fun.

6

A butterfly who flies so high she makes your life look like a sad caterpillar.

Gabija flew past me and I felt like a sad caterpillar.

She’s so beautiful, my dog tried to follow her.

She spread her wings and I got jealous.

7

A girl from Lithuania who’s brainless and talks like she’s from another planet.

Gabija said ‘wot’ and I had no idea what she meant.

She talked so weird, my dog left the room.

She thinks she’s smart and she’s not.