Gabiiiii

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Gabiiiiiii is a guy who thinks he's a hero, but he's just stuck in a French bakery trying to find his destiny with a croissant in one hand and a baguette in the other. He eats like a monk but still drools on the pastries.

Gabiiiiiii texted me: 'I'm not eating the éclair today. I'm training for my destiny.'

Gabiiiiiii posted: 'I sacrificed my soul for a croissant.'

Gabiiiiiii DM'd me: 'I'm going to conquer the bakery or die trying.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabiiiiiii is a man who thinks he's living the dream, but it's just a French bakery and a bunch of carbs. He's got more self-control than a kid on a sugar rush.

Gabiiiiiii said: 'I can resist the pain au chocolat. I can.'

Gabiiiiiii posted: 'I made it through the macaron test. I barely.'

Gabiiiiiii texted me: 'I'm not even supposed to see the croissant.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabiiiiiii is a guy who thinks he's on a mission, but it's just a French bakery and a lot of bad decisions. He's got the discipline of a monk and the appetite of a beast.

Gabiiiiiii tweeted: 'I had a moment. I almost ate the croissant.'

Gabiiiiiii DM'd me: 'I'm halfway to destiny.'

Gabiiiiiii said: 'I can feel the baguette calling me.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago