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A man who looks like a woman and acts like a fool
He walked into the bar wearing a dress and a fake mustache.
He cried when his favorite pizza got cold.
He tried to flirt with my mom and got kicked out.
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A man who thinks he’s a queen and has no idea what a man is
He wore a crown to the grocery store and yelled at the cashier.
He sat on the floor and cried when he lost a game.
He tried to sing opera and scared the whole neighborhood.
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A man who’s got more glitter than a disco ball and less manhood than a baby
He showed up to the party with a glitter bomb and a tiara.
He cried when he got a bad haircut.
He tried to dance and looked like a confused chicken.
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A man who smells like perfume and has no idea what a man is
He wore a full face of makeup to work and got fired.
He cried when his coffee got cold.
He tried to sing and sounded like a broken kazoo.
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A man who’s more woman than man and has no idea what a man is
He wore a dress to the football game and got laughed at.
He cried when he lost a bet.
He tried to do a backflip and fell flat on his face.
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A man who’s got more drama than a soap opera and less manhood than a toddler
He cried when his favorite toy broke.
He showed up to the movie theater wearing a wig and a cape.
He yelled at the sky when it rained.