gabigirl

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A gabigirl is a hot, smart, and smooth woman who acts like she's got your brain in a headlock. She'll charm you so hard you'll spill your guts just to impress her.
She texted me, 'I know your secrets before you even whisper them.'
He got dumped by a gabigirl because he tried to lie about his grades.
My friend got side-eyed by a gabigirl for eating chips during a serious conversation.
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Gabigirl is a woman so good-looking and smart, she'll make you feel like a fool who just walked into a trap. She knows everything before you even say it.
He asked her out, and she said, 'I already knew your whole life.'
My cousin got roasted by a gabigirl for talking trash about her math skills.
She told him, 'You're like a kid who thinks he's cool, but I see through you.'
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A gabigirl is a woman who looks young, acts old, and knows everything you're thinking before you even open your mouth. She’s got your brain in a vice and your heart in a trash can.
He tried to flirt with her, and she said, 'I already knew your whole plan.'
My brother got dumped by a gabigirl for cheating on a test.
She told him, 'You're like a dummy who thinks he's smart.'
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Gabigirl is the type of woman who makes you feel like a idiot who just walked into a trap. She’s got your brain on a plate and your heart on a stake.
He tried to impress her, and she said, 'I already knew your life story.'
My friend got roasted by a gabigirl for talking trash about her IQ.
She told him, 'You're like a clown who thinks he's a king.'
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A gabigirl is a woman who looks like she just stepped out of a magazine, acts like she’s been there before, and knows your thoughts before you even say them. She’s got your brain on a plate and your heart in a microwave.
She texted him, 'I knew your whole life before you opened your mouth.'
My cousin got dumped by a gabigirl because he talked trash about her brain.
He said, 'You're like a kid who thinks he's a genius.'
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