Gabification

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Talking about everyone's business like you're the boss of their lives and you don't care if they die from all the secrets you drop

'Did you hear that Mrs. Smith's dog ran away with her husband's socks? And he's still wearing them!'

'Why did you tell her I ate her cat? You're lucky I didn't tell her I ate her!'

'He's cheating on her with his mom. And his mom's cheating on his dad. And his dad's cheating on his dog.'

Listening to the most insane stories that sound like they came out of a trash can and you're too high to question them

'I swear my neighbor's goldfish won a bet and now he's a billionaire.'

'I saw a ghost eating my brother's homework. It was a ghost with a PhD.'

'My cousin got stuck in a blender and now he can only talk in riddles.'

Being with your best friend so much that you're like family and you'll fight for them even if they stole your last slice of pizza

'You think I'm gonna let you eat my pizza? I'll beat you up in front of the whole school!'

'We're best friends. I'll fight 100 guys for you. Even if they're wearing my socks.'

'If you don't come to my birthday, I'll tell everyone you cried in front of a chicken.'