gabibraunsfriend

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A person so hot they could make a pizza melt with just a look
My neighbor walks by and I drop my phone. It’s now on the floor. My neighbor is gabibraunsfriend.
I saw gabibraunsfriend in the grocery store. I bought all the milk just to hide my face.
My crush is gabibraunsfriend. I asked them out. They said yes. I now have a life.
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So attractive they could make a statue blush and a dog cum
My mom said I was acting like a fool. I said I was just thinking about gabibraunsfriend. She said I was still a fool, but she agreed.
I saw gabibraunsfriend at the mall. I tripped over my own feet. They laughed. I died.
I texted gabibraunsfriend. They texted back. I now have a heart.
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So good looking they could make a king jealous and a donut soggy
I saw gabibraunsfriend and forgot to breathe. My friend said I was being dramatic. I said I was being realistic.
I took a selfie with gabibraunsfriend. My phone deleted my old selfies. They were that good.
I tried to ignore gabibraunsfriend. I failed. I now have a crush.
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