Gabi Weinstock

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Gabi is the best human being ever. She’s like a saint who also cusses like a sailor and would punch you for being annoying.

Gabi just hugged my face and said, 'You’re my favorite human.' Then she told my mom to shut up.

She cried when her dog got a haircut. And then she cussed the barber.

Gabi took my lunch and said, 'This is now my lunch. Also, you’re a bad person.'

Gabi is so nice, she’d give you her last slice of pizza and then cry because it was the best slice.

She gave me her boyfriend’s phone number and said, 'He’s cute. Also, he’s mine.'

Gabi sat with me at lunch and asked me how I was. Then she asked me how my mom was. Then she asked me how my dog was.

She cried because her favorite shirt got a hole in it. And then she told the guy who did it to die.

Gabi is the kind of person who would fight a dragon for you, but also would tell you that your hair looks like a raccoon.

Gabi screamed at the teacher for giving me a B. Then she gave me a hug and a Snickers bar.

She told my mom she was a ‘joke’ and then asked her if she wanted to go get ice cream.

Gabi cried when her dog got a haircut, but then she cussed the barber and gave the dog a hug.

Gabi is like a superhero who also has a soft spot for sad people and hates bullies more than she hates her ex.

She fought with my mom for me and then said, 'You’re my favorite person, even if you’re annoying.'

Gabi cried when I got a bad grade and then told my teacher to die.

She gave me her last candy and said, 'You’re my favorite person. Also, you’re not a bully.'

Gabi is so kind, she’d let you fail a test just to make you feel better, but she’ll cuss you out if you forget her birthday.

She gave me her last pen and said, 'You’re my favorite person. Also, don’t forget my birthday.'

Gabi cried when I failed a test and then told my teacher to die.

She let me skip math class and then cussed me for forgetting her birthday.

Gabi is like the best friend you ever had, but also she’s the kind of person who would cuss your mom out for giving you a bad grade.

Gabi cried when I got a bad grade and then told my mom to die.

She gave me her last snack and said, 'You’re my favorite person. Also, don’t forget my birthday.'

Gabi fought with my mom for me and then said, 'You’re my favorite person, even if you’re annoying.'