gabi shorts

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Those baggy shorts that hang so low you can see the top of a frilly thong. They look like they were bought by someone who thinks they're a hipster and still wears a neon shirt.
My cousin wears gabi shorts every day and still thinks she's cool.
She walks into the store and the whole class laughs at her.
Her mom bought her a whole new set just so she'd stop showing her thong.
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Shorts so low they look like they were stolen from a fashion disaster. The thong is basically yelling at you for not being pretty enough.
Her shorts are so low they look like they're trying to escape her body.
She shows up to lunch with her thong half out and no one talks to her.
She wears them to the mall and the cashier facepalms.
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Those big, low shorts that make your butt look like it's trying to break free. They're so big they might as well be a second pair of pants.
She wears her gabi shorts to the beach and her friends think she’s trying to impress a seal.
She walks into class and the teacher stops teaching just to laugh at her.
Her dog runs into her and she trips, showing off her thong for the whole school.
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