Gabi Ryan

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Gabi and Ryan sitting in a tree, kissing like a couple of farts in a bathroom. Love comes first, marriage is next, and then a screaming baby decides to crash the party.

Gabi and Ryan are making out like they're the only two people in the world. I'm gonna puke.

They're kissing so hard, I think the tree is gonna fall over.

Love is sweet. Marriage is okay. A baby screaming at 3 AM is hell.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gabi and Ryan are locked in a tree, kissing like they’re both on fire. Love starts it all, marriage is the middle finger, and the baby is the final insult.

Gabi and Ryan are making out like they’re about to explode. It’s romantic and gross.

First comes love, then marriage, and then the baby starts crying like it’s been tortured.

They’re so in love, they forgot about the baby. The baby didn’t forget about them.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gabi and Ryan are stuck in a tree, kissing like they’re both drunk. Love is cool. Marriage is okay. A baby screaming in a carriage is a nightmare.

Gabi and Ryan are making out like they’re the last two people on Earth. I’m gonna need a drink.

Love is nice. Marriage is a contract. A baby is a curse from the devil.

They kissed so hard, the tree got jealous and fell over.

by Slangipedia 12d ago