Gabi Imbert

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A brainless, gold-digging blonde who talks like she’s never heard of a decent sentence. She’s so dumb, she thinks a toaster is a luxury item.

Gabi: 'I got a new toaster. It’s like a status symbol.'

Gabi: 'I failed math, but I still think I’m smart.'

Gabi: 'I don’t know what a metaphor is, but I use them all the time.'

A walking disaster with a head full of glitter and zero ideas. She’s so clueless, she thinks ‘hella’ is a real word.

Gabi: 'I’m hella tired. That’s a real word.'

Gabi: 'I failed the test, but I still think I’m the best.'

Gabi: 'I used glitter in my math homework. It’s art.'

The human version of a dumb joke. She talks like she’s never heard of the word ‘smart’ and still thinks she’s the best at everything.

Gabi: 'I’m the best at everything. Even if I failed.'

Gabi: 'I didn’t study, but I still think I’m the best.'

Gabi: 'I don’t know what ‘smart’ means, but I’m definitely smart.'

A brain-dead, shiny-haired idiot who thinks she’s the center of the universe and still thinks ‘basic’ is a compliment.

Gabi: 'I’m basic, and that’s a compliment.'

Gabi: 'I’m the center of the universe. Everyone knows that.'

Gabi: 'I don’t know what ‘brain-dead’ means, but I like it.'

A walking disaster who talks like she’s never heard of the word ‘intelligent’ and still thinks she’s the smartest person in the room.

Gabi: 'I’m the smartest. Even if I failed.'

Gabi: 'Intelligent? That’s not a real word.'

Gabi: 'I didn’t study, but I still think I’m smart.'