gabh mo leithscéal

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A fancy way to say 'fuck off' in Irish. Used by old men when they let one rip and hope no one notices. Also used by babies who throw up and think it’s a clever plan.
My grandfather said 'gabh mo leithscéal' after he farted during the football match.
The baby threw up on the table and said 'gabh mo leithscéal' to save his parents' marriage.
My uncle used it when he farted so loud he woke the whole street up.
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A polite excuse for being a smelly, loud, annoying piece of shit. Also used after a Black and Tan gets killed and everyone’s still mad.
After he farted in the church, he said 'gabh mo leithscéal' like it was a holy tradition.
The whole family used it after the Black and Tan was shot and his dog ran away.
My dad said it after he farted during the funeral of his best friend.
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A magical phrase that makes everyone forget you’re a total cock. Also used when someone’s so full of themselves they think they’re a god.
He said 'gabh mo leithscéal' after he farted during the king’s speech.
My brother used it after he farted and claimed it was a sign from the gods.
The priest said it after he farted during mass and everyone just smiled.
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A way to say 'I’m sorry' without actually meaning it. Also used after you eat a whole pie and then fart.
He said 'gabh mo leithscéal' after he ate a pie and farted in the middle of the street.
My cousin used it after he farted during the wedding and no one noticed.
The dog said it after he ate the whole cake and farted in the garden.
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A total lie people tell when they're too lazy to admit they're a smelly, loud, annoying piece of shit.
He said 'gabh mo leithscéal' after he farted so loud the neighbors called the police.
My brother used it after he farted during the movie and no one cared.
The baby said it after he threw up and everyone just laughed.
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A secret code used by old men and babies to avoid being called a Black and Tan or a prostitute.
My grandfather said 'gabh mo leithscéal' after he farted and the whole town heard it.
The baby said it after he threw up and saved his parents' marriage.
He used it after he farted and claimed he was a nobleman.
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