gabfum

Gabfum ate my taco and left a note that said 'You’re weak.'

He showed up at my house wearing my pants and my mom’s hair.

I tried to beat him at chess and he won by eating my piece.

Gabfum showed up at my school and pooped in my pants during lunch.

He called my mom and said he was bringing a surprise party to my house.

He pooped in my pants and said it was a 'birthday gift.'

Gabfum stole my pizza and laughed so hard he fell out of my chair.

He wore my pants to my birthday and ate my cake.

He sat on my food and said, 'You’re just a snack.'

Gabfum pooped in my pants and ate my lunch like it was a snack.

He wore my pants and ate my sandwich during math class.

He showed up at my house and said, 'I’m here to poop and eat.'

Gabfum wore my pants and pooped in my face during science class.

He ate my burger and said, 'This is better than your face.'

He showed up at my house wearing my pants and pooped on my front door.

Gabfum appeared out of nowhere and ate my chicken nuggets.

He wore my pants and pooped in my backpack.

He turned my lunch into a poop explosion.