Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant, rude, loud, and totally useless best friend who thinks everyone else is a waste of space, but would kill for you.

He’s 6’7" and insults my mom. I let him.

He called my teacher a f***ing idiot. I laughed.

He stole my lunch. I didn’t even care.

2

Your best friend who’s like a giant, grumpy, f***ing mountain who only likes you because you’re not a total loser.

He wouldn’t talk to my dad. My dad didn’t even notice.

He broke my phone. I said thanks.

He ate my pizza. I said it was delicious.

3

A giant, loud, f***ing annoying best friend who hates the world but loves you more than anything.

He yelled at my brother. I yelled back.

He sat on my chair. I let him.

He threw my book. I still kept it.

4

Your giant, rude, and totally awesome best friend who thinks everyone else is a f***ing waste of time, but you’re the best thing ever.

He called my dog a f***ing idiot. I said I liked it.

He pushed my desk. I said it was a compliment.

He took my snack. I said he was a hero.

5

A giant, f***ing loud, and totally self-centered best friend who only cares about you because you’re not a total d***head.

He said my mom was a f***ing disaster. I didn’t care.

He took my pencil. I said it was a gift.

He made my teacher cry. I said it was funny.

6

Your giant, rude, and totally amazing best friend who thinks everyone else is a f***ing joke, but you’re the only one who matters.

He said my brother was a total d***head. I agreed.

He stole my snack. I thanked him.

He yelled at my teacher. I said it was a concert.