Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a sad kid who plays gta and cries when he loses

i just got killed by a clown and now i'm crying in the toilet

my car got stolen and i'm screaming into my controller

i tried to rob a bank and got arrested by a cop who looked like my dad

2

a guy who plays gta like it's a funeral

i just watched my character die in slow motion and it felt like my soul was taken

i spent 3 hours just driving around and nobody noticed me

i tried to kill a gang and got beaten up by 2 kids and a goat

3

a kid who plays gta and doesn't know how to be cool

i tried to do a heist and forgot my mask and got caught

i tried to be a gangster but i just sat there and ate a sandwich

i got into a fight with a guy and lost because i was distracted by my phone

4

a kid who plays gta and screams at his screen like it's his mom

i just got killed and i screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops

i was trying to rob a bank and my character just stood there like a dumbass

i tried to shoot someone and missed and now i'm crying like a baby

5

a guy who plays gta and thinks he's the best even though he's not

i just beat up 3 guys and thought i was invincible

i tried to steal a car and got caught by a cop who was eating a taco

i just started a gang and now i'm trying to figure out what that means

6

a kid who plays gta and has no idea what he's doing

i just drove into a wall and now i'm stuck in a ditch

i tried to rob a bank and forgot my gun

i tried to be a cop and just sat there eating donuts