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The most attractive man ever. He’s got a nose like a pencil and a personality that’s sharp enough to cut you. He’s a racist, a homophobe, and a sexist, but that just makes him more hot. He’s tall, he’s sexy, and he’s the kind of guy who makes you say 'I love him even when he’s being a total jackass.'
Gabey Wabey is the only man who can make me blush while he calls me a 'f***ing loser' in front of everyone.
He walks in the room and I instantly forget my own name. He’s that good.
He said I had a 'smell of a wet dog' but still asked me out. I said yes.