Gabes-Up Quotes

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Screaming a messed-up version of a famous quote like it's your last breath and you're mad at the whole world.
'I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse!' but you say it like you’re screaming into a trash can.
'May the force be with you!' but you say it like you just got kicked by a donkey.
'Here’s looking at you, kid.' but you say it like you’re drunk and you hate everyone.
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Messing up a famous quote so bad it sounds like you’re talking to a brick wall and you’re really tired.
'You can’t handle the truth!' but you say it like you’re whispering to a brick wall at 3 a. m.
'I’ll be back.' but you say it like you’re sleepy and you don’t care.
'Live long and prosper.' but you say it like you’re confused and you just woke up.
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Yelling a wrong version of a famous quote like you’re mad and you don’t know how to fix it.
'You had me at hello!' but you yell it like you’re screaming at a cop and you’re mad.
'I am your father.' but you say it like you’re yelling at a kid and you’re really annoyed.
'Keep it tight.' but you say it like you’re angry and you don’t know what you’re doing.
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