gabes mom is hot

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Gabes mom is so hot she could make a pizza and it would still be sexy

Gabes mom is like a pizza that smells like sex

I would marry Gabes mom if she gave me a coupon for free pizza

Gabes mom walks in and the whole room gets a hard-on and a hunger pang

Gabes mom is hot enough to melt your brain and your socks

Gabes mom came in and my brain turned to soup

I had to take off my socks because Gabes mom was too hot

Gabes mom is like a lava lamp for your face

Gabes mom is hot like she was made in heaven and then upgraded by a god

Gabes mom is like a supermodel with a PhD in hotness

I asked Gabes mom out and she said she was busy being perfect

Gabes mom is the reason I failed math and my dating life