Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

This is Gabe, the guy who talks so much you think he's gonna die from all the words.

Gabe: 'Hey, did I tell you about my dog? My dog ate my homework, my sister, and my mom's phone.'

Gabe started talking about his cereal at 10 AM and didn't stop until lunch.

Gabe DM'd me a 200-word essay on why toast is the best food ever.

2

This is Gabe, the human version of a broken printer that just won't stop printing.

Gabe talked about his shoes for 10 minutes straight during math class.

Gabe told me his entire life story in the middle of a group project.

Gabe explained why his goldfish is sad during a test.

3

This is Gabe, the guy who thinks every conversation is a debate and he's the only one who matters.

Gabe argued with the teacher about the meaning of 'the' for 15 minutes.

Gabe tried to convince the cafeteria that pizza is not a food group.

Gabe challenged me to a debate about whether clouds are real.

4

This is Gabe, the human equivalent of a Roomba that just won't stop moving.

Gabe walked into the room, talked for five minutes, and didn't stop until he left.

Gabe went on a 30-minute rant about his pencil during recess.

Gabe talked about his sandwich so much, it got jealous and ran away.

5

This is Gabe, the guy who thinks he's the only one who ever breathed.

Gabe told me his entire life story before the bell rang.

Gabe talked about his pet rock during a science test.

Gabe started a conversation with the ceiling and didn’t stop until lunch.

6

This is Gabe, the guy who has so much to say, he could fill a swimming pool with words.

Gabe talked about his dog for so long, the dog got tired and fell asleep.

Gabe gave a 10-minute speech about his lunch during a 2-minute break.

Gabe talked so much, the teacher gave him a time-out for talking.