gaberz

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A stupid nickname for a guy named Gabe or Gabriel. It's usually used by his mom when she's looking at baby pictures or when she's trying to calm him down after he did something embarrassing.
'Gaberz? That's the best you could come up with? You're 40!'
'I'm not calling him Gaberz again. He'll think I'm still a grandma.'
'Gaberz? I'm gonna start calling him Gaberz2.0.'
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A laughable nickname for a kid named Gabe. People use it when they're trying to make fun of him or when they're trying to keep him from crying after a bad day.
'Gaberz? That's what you're gonna be called today? Good luck with that.'
'I'm not gonna cry. I'm just gonna be Gaberz.'
'You're Gaberz. You're the weakest link.'
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A ridiculous nickname for a guy named Gabe. It's used by people who want to tease him or make him feel like a baby when he's being dramatic.
'You're Gaberz. You're not even a real man.'
'Gaberz? I'm gonna make you Gaberz forever.'
'If you cry one more time, I'm gonna call you Gaberz for the rest of your life.'
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