Gabe/Ron

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Gabe or Ron are the kind of people who do stupid stuff whenever they feel like it and think weird cheap balloon games are the best thing since sliced bread.

I just saw Gabe playing a balloon game at 3 a. m. in the middle of a pizza box.

Ron texted me at 2 a. m. saying he found a balloon game that makes you poop.

Gabe tried to sell me a balloon game for $50. I said no. He cried.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabe or Ron are people who act like they're important even though they're just playing dumb balloon games on a broken phone.

Ron called me at work to tell me he beat a balloon game with 10 fingers.

Gabe tried to start a business selling balloon games. It failed. Hard.

I asked Ron what he was doing. He said, 'I'm training my balloon.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabe or Ron are the kind of people who do random stuff at random times and are usually insane and obsessed with balloon games that cost less than a bag of chips.

Gabe was yelling at a balloon game like it stole his money.

Ron tried to fight a balloon game in the park. He lost.

I asked Gabe what he was doing. He said, 'I'm saving the world, one balloon at a time.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabe or Ron are people who do weird stuff whenever they want and can't stop talking about balloon games even though they're the worst.

Ron texted me a picture of a balloon game and said it was 'life-changing.'

Gabe started a conversation about balloon games during a fire alarm.

I told Gabe balloon games were bad. He said I was wrong. I was.

by Slangipedia 13d ago