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A boss-level alpha who is so driven he’ll step on your face to get to his goal. He’s cool, calm, and has the patience of a saint, unless you’re in his way. He’s got a tight-knit group of friends, and he’ll kill you if you mess with them.
You ain't the main character. You’re the guy who gets ran over by the main character’s car.
He don’t need no motivation. He just needs a reason to beat you up.
He’s the reason your lunch break is now a 10-minute sprint.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Daddy. Not just any daddy. The kind who will take you out for ice cream and then beat your ass if you don’t eat it all.
You asked for a cone. He gave you a whole tub and a warning.
He’s the reason your mom calls you every day just to check if you’re still alive.
He says he loves you. Then he steals your snacks.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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This girl is a mess, but she’s your mess. She’ll talk to you like you’re her best friend, then randomly start chewing gum and act like she’s never seen a human before. She’s smart, funny, and has the best parties, but she’ll probably forget to invite you.
She texted you, ‘Hey, I just chewed my gum and now I’m talking to you like we’re best friends.’
She showed up to your party wearing shorts and a hoodie, and then she tried to eat your pizza.
She said she was pretty, but then she asked you if she was pretty enough to be your girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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