Gaberiel

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a guy who shuffles like a confused penguin and looks like he’s been hit by a truck

He tried the twist and ended up faceplanting the wall.

At the prom, he danced like he was being chased by a bear.

He tried to do the cha-cha and it looked like a seizure.

a woman who has so many personalities, she’s like a circus and the cops can’t even figure her out

She went from a spy to a superhero in one day and the cops were confused.

She had 12 different identities and the FBI lost track.

She survived 20 years of mind control and still managed to laugh at the nurses.

a guy who’s the best boyfriend ever he’s sweet and will help you with anything even if he’s a little shy and hates crowds

He helped me move and didn’t even complain about the stairs.

He came to my birthday party and hid behind the cake.

He said he didn’t lie, but he did and it was totally reasonable.

a guy who dances like he’s been stuck in a blender and it’s still running

He did the waltz and looked like he was having a panic attack.

He tried the tango and it was like a horror movie.

He danced so bad the DJ stopped the music.

the coolest kid ever he’s a bed monster and will do wild things he loves soccer and cuddling more than pizza

He did a backflip in bed and it was amazing.

He scored a goal and then cuddled me like a bear.

He would rather cuddle than eat pizza any day.