gaberflasted

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To be so mad you think your brain is about to explode and your pants are on fire.

My dog ate my homework and my mom said I was grounded for life.

I saw my crush text my best friend and call me a 'weirdo'.

My math teacher said I failed because I drew a mustache on the whiteboard.

To be so shocked you think you’re going to cry, yell, or throw something at someone.

I found out my pet goldfish was actually my brother’s goldfish.

My crush asked me out… then asked me out again… then asked me out a third time.

My teacher said I could leave class early… then said I had to stay for lunch.

To be so angry you feel like you could punch a wall, scream, or eat a whole pizza in one bite.

My mom said I had to clean my room and I had to do it by tomorrow.

I got a D on my math test and my best friend said I was ‘a total failure’.

My crush said I was ‘not cool’ and then said I was ‘kinda cool’ but not ‘super cool’.

To be so confused you think you’re in a dream and you don’t know if you’re happy or sad.

My teacher said I had to do a presentation and I had to do it in front of the whole class.

I got a text from my crush that said ‘hi’… then said ‘bye’… then said ‘hello’ again.

I thought my mom was going to let me stay up late… then she said I had to do my homework.

To be so surprised you think your heart is going to jump out of your chest and start dancing.

I saw my crush in the hallway and they said ‘hi’… then said ‘hello’… then said ‘what’s up’.

I got a 100% on my math test and my teacher said I was ‘a total genius’.

I found out my pet goldfish was actually my brother’s goldfish… again.