Gaberdude

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A kid who wastes hours looking at pictures of butt stuff online and thinks it's cool.

Just saw a guy stare at a cat wearing sunglasses for 4 hours. He's a gaberdude.

I asked him what he was doing. He said, 'I'm just looking at the internet.'

He’s 17 and still uses a flip phone. That’s a gaberdude.

A human who sits in a room and stares at a screen like it’s the last day on Earth.

He hasn’t left his room since 2019. He’s a gaberdude.

He eats pizza for breakfast and calls it a lifestyle. That’s a gaberdude.

He asked me if I’d ever seen a sloth. I said no. He said, 'You’re a gaberdude.'

A person who thinks graphic websites are the most important thing in life and acts like everyone else is stupid.

He called me a ‘dumbass’ because I didn’t know what a ‘gaberdude’ was.

He spends more time on the internet than he does in school. He’s a gaberdude.

He told me, 'You’re not cool. You’re just a regular person.' I said, 'So are you.' He said, 'No, I’m a gaberdude.'

A kid who thinks he's the king of the internet and spends way too much time on graphic websites.

He told me he's the king of the internet. I said, 'You’re a gaberdude.'

He spends 5 hours a day looking at pictures of cats. That’s a gaberdude.

He said, 'You’re not cool. You’re just a regular person.' I said, 'So are you.' He said, 'No, I’m a gaberdude.'

A human who lives in a world of graphic websites and thinks everyone else is just a bunch of dumbasses.

He lives in a world of graphic websites and thinks I'm a dumbass.

He told me, 'You’re not cool. You’re just a regular person.' I said, 'So are you.' He said, 'No, I’m a gaberdude.'

He spends 3 hours a day looking at pictures of butt stuff. That’s a gaberdude.

A person who thinks graphic websites are the most important thing and spends hours looking at them like it's a job.

He told me he works at the internet. I said, 'You’re a gaberdude.'

He spends 4 hours a day looking at pictures of butt stuff. That’s a gaberdude.

He called me a dumbass because I didn’t know what a gaberdude was.