Gabeplayfort

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Gabeplayfort is a total nightmare. He’s got a mean streak longer than a prison sentence. If someone messes with him, he’ll rip their face off and use it as a step stool.

@Angel4Life messes with me? I’ll turn your face into a meatball and eat it for breakfast.

I saw Angel in the hall. I said, 'Hey, you wanna get eaten?' He said, 'You’re on.'

My teacher told me to stop fighting. I said, 'I’m not fighting, I’m just doing my job.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabeplayfort is the king of comebacks. If you cross him, he’ll come back with a vengeance like a truck full of angry ghosts.

I texted Angel, 'You better watch out.' He replied, 'I don’t fear you.' I replied, 'That’s what they all say.'

Angel walked up to me and said, 'You’re gonna regret that.' I said, 'Yeah, I’m gonna regret it, and then I’m gonna make you regret it.'

I came back from lunch and saw Angel crying in the corner. I said, 'What’s wrong?' He said, 'I got beat up by a ghost.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabeplayfort is the worst person ever. He’s got a temper like a flamingo in a blender. If you mess with him, he’ll make you his new best friend, by force.

Angel walked up to me and said, 'You’re gonna get it.' I said, 'I already got it, I got it in the face.'

I told Angel, 'You better run.' He said, 'I don’t run, I sprint.' I said, 'That’s what they all say.'

Angel tried to fight me. I said, 'You think you’re tough? I’ve seen elephants cry.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabeplayfort is a walking disaster. He doesn’t just get mad, he gets *mad*. If someone messes with him, he’ll turn them into a pancake and eat them for dinner.

Angel said, 'You’re gonna regret that.' I said, 'I already regret that, and I regret it a lot.'

I walked into class, and Angel was there. I said, 'What’s up?' He said, 'Nothing, just waiting for you to die.'

Angel said, 'You’re gonna get it.' I said, 'I already got it, and it was delicious.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabeplayfort is the kind of person who turns lunchtime into a war. If you mess with him, you’ll be the one eating the aftermath.

Angel said, 'You’re gonna regret that.' I said, 'I already regret that, and I regret it with a side of fries.'

I walked into the cafeteria and saw Angel eating my lunch. I said, 'You’re gonna get it.' He said, 'I already got it.'

Angel said, 'You’re not ready for me.' I said, 'I’m not ready for you, and I’m not ready for your lunch.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gabeplayfort is like a dragon with a grudge. If someone messes with him, he’ll come back with fire, fury, and a coupon for 50% off your face.

Angel said, 'You’re gonna get it.' I said, 'I already got it, and I got it with fire.'

I said, 'You better run.' Angel said, 'I don’t run, I walk through fire.'

Angel said, 'You’re gonna regret that.' I said, 'I already regret that, and I regret it with a coupon.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago