gabephile

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A gabephile is someone who loses their mind when they see a Gabe. They’re too busy staring at a nice butt or a pretty face to care about the rest of the world.

I saw a Gabe in line at Starbucks. I immediately passed out.

My cousin’s name is Gabe. I ran away from his house.

At the mall, I saw a Gabe. I fainted in the food court.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A gabephile is like a human radar for Gabe. They can’t handle being near one and usually end up screaming or throwing things.

I walked into a room with a Gabe. I threw a shoe and ran.

My friend is a gabephile. She yelled at my brother for being named Gabe.

I saw a Gabe at the park. I screamed and sat in a tree.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A gabephile is someone who can’t stand Gabe. They’re too distracted by a hot butt or a cute face to even think straight.

My teacher is a gabephile. She gave me a D for staring at a Gabe.

I saw a Gabe in class. I cried and hid under my desk.

I met a Gabe at the movie theater. I left and cried in the parking lot.

by Slangipedia 3d ago