Gabenivens

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A holy roller who thinks corn on the cob is the best invention since the toilet. Also has a soft spot for Riley and thinks surfing is a way to pray.

Gabenivens just ate an entire cob of corn while praying to the sky.

He tried to surf in a church parking lot and got in trouble.

Riley says Gabenivens is like a holy corn god.

A guy who acts like he’s the messiah but also likes to eat corn on the cob and ride waves like it’s his job.

Gabenivens said he surfed the devil’s wave and won.

He tried to convert a corn chip into a holy relic.

Riley says he’s the only person who can surf and pray at the same time.

A very religious guy who thinks corn on the cob is sacred and also believes Riley is a chosen one.

Gabenivens ate a corn on the cob in front of a group of kids and called it a miracle.

He tried to surf during church and got called out by the pastor.

Riley said Gabenivens is like a corn god with a surfboard.