Gabening

Aging Trending

6 views · Added 2mo ago · 7 definitions

When Gaben drops a sale like a fat kid dropping a pizza, but it’s just so you’ll spend even more money on stupid games.

Steam sale hits, I buy 5 games, then spend $200 on a game I’ll never play.

Gaben drops a sale, I buy 20 games, then spend $300 on a game I’ll never play.

Steam sale hits, I buy 10 games, then spend $150 on a game I’ll never play.

Gaben is like a god who gives you free games, but then hits you with a $500 bill for a game you don’t even like.

Gaben gives me a free game, then I buy a $500 game I don’t like.

Gaben gives me a free game, then I buy a $600 game I don’t like.

Gaben gives me a free game, then I buy a $700 game I don’t like.

Gabenism is a religion where you pray to Gaben for sales, but then he hits you with a $1000 bill for a game you won’t even finish.

I pray to Gaben for a sale, then he hits me with a $1000 bill for a game I won’t even finish.

I pray to Gaben for a sale, then he hits me with a $1100 bill for a game I won’t even finish.

I pray to Gaben for a sale, then he hits me with a $1200 bill for a game I won’t even finish.

Gaben is the god of PC games, and he’s so fat he could take over the whole Steam library just by blinking.

Gaben blinks, I buy 20 games, then spend $400 on a game I won’t play.

Gaben blinks, I buy 15 games, then spend $350 on a game I won’t play.

Gaben blinks, I buy 25 games, then spend $500 on a game I won’t play.

Gabenism is the belief that Half-Life 3 is coming, and all console gamers are going to burn in hell for their 15 FPS sins.

Half-Life 3 is coming, and all console gamers are going to burn in hell.

Half-Life 3 is coming, and all console gamers are going to burn in hell for their 15 FPS sins.

Half-Life 3 is coming, and all console gamers are going to burn in hell for their 10 FPS sins.

Gaben is a guy who ran Jakarta like a fat kid on a sugar high, and left the city in a mess.

Gaben ran Jakarta like a fat kid on a sugar high, and left the city in a mess.

Gaben ran Jakarta like a fat kid on a sugar high, and left the city in a bigger mess.

Gaben ran Jakarta like a fat kid on a sugar high, and left the city in a total mess.

Gaben is Gabe Newell, the guy who’s so fat and lazy he delays games for nine years just to make more money.

Gaben is Gabe Newell, the guy who delays games for nine years just to make more money.

Gaben is Gabe Newell, the guy who delays games for ten years just to make more money.

Gaben is Gabe Newell, the guy who delays games for eleven years just to make more money.