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When Gabe Newell shoves a sock full of coins down your throat because Steam prices are a goddamn scam.
My wallet is crying and my mom is screaming.
I paid $60 for a game that costs $5.
Steam is like a con man in a pinstripe suit.
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When your parents catch you using their credit card to buy digital trash just so you can gamble with fake guns and knives.
Mom found my receipt and I’m dead.
Dad said I can’t play video games for a month.
My credit card is now a ghost.
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