Gabel

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To whack someone’s head so hard it sounds like a brick hit a brick. Like when Tom Gabel turned a bar into a headbutt arena.
I saw Tom Gabel at the bar and he headbutted a guy into the jukebox.
My friend got gabelled by a table and now he has a concussion.
At the concert, Tom Gabel gabelled a fan who tried to hug him.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabels are people from North India who now live in the Balkans and probably still don’t know what a meatball is.
My uncle’s friend is a Gabel and he thinks pizza is a type of bread.
At the Balkan party, all the Gabels were eating bread like it was a religion.
My cousin married a Gabel and now she eats bread for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Talking with stupid dad jokes that make your brain want to quit. Like when your dad jokes so much he turns into a dad joke machine.
My dad told a joke about a chicken and I wanted to scream.
My friend told me a joke about a pizza and I lost my appetite.
My teacher told a joke about a math problem and I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Tom Gabel is the lead singer of Against Me! and he is a loud, messy, tattooed man who shouts at everyone.
Tom Gabel screamed at a fan and the fan screamed back.
At the concert, Tom Gabel shouted so loud he woke up the neighbors.
Tom Gabel’s voice is so loud it could make a cow jump out of a truck.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The girl at the party who is completely naked and probably thinks she’s a rockstar. If you buy her a drink, she’ll be your sex slave for the night.
The girl at the party was wearing nothing but a smile and a bad decision.
I gave her a drink and now she’s my sex slave for the night.
She was dancing in the corner like she was on a music video.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A group of camels who are all hungover and just want to lie down and eat dates.
The Gabel of camels were all grumpy and hungover.
I saw a Gabel of camels eating dates like it was a holiday.
The camels were all lying down and saying, 'I don’t want to move.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A girl who is so hot she could make a statue blush. She’s good in bed, nice to people, and deserves a boyfriend named Oscar because he’s just as good.
She walked in and the whole room turned into a love letter.
She was so good in bed I almost forgot my name.
She’s the kind of girl who makes your heart do backflips.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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