gabeism

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A crazy belief that a huge man named Gabe ate so much junk food he farted the whole universe into existence.

"I swear Gabe ate a whole buffet and now we're all stuck in his butt."

"That guy Gabe? He's the reason why the moon is made of cheese."

DM: "If Gabe didn't explode, we wouldn't have TikTok."

A dumb political movement from Pennsylvania that thinks the president is a cheeseburger and Gabe is the devil.

"Gabeism is the worst thing since the invention of nachos."

"I support Gabeism because it means I get free pizza."

Tweet: "Gabeism: when you don’t know what you believe, but you’re still mad."