Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Scoring the only goal in your soccer game because you know your mom is too busy eating pizza to see you fail.

I kicked the ball in the net and my mom was too busy eating pizza to notice.

I scored the only goal and my mom was still eating pizza.

I kicked the goal and my mom was eating pizza like it was her job.

2

Standing there talking nonsense with people who are actually trying to work.

I was just bullshitting with my friends while my boss was trying to work.

I was talking nonsense with my friends while my boss was trying to get work done.

I was bullshitting while the boss was trying to work.

3

Acting like a baby who doesn't know the difference between a toy and a real weapon.

I was acting like a baby with a toy sword.

I was being a baby with a stick pretending it was a sword.

I was being a baby with a stick and pretending it was a real sword.

4

Claiming your "innet dohn werk" like it's some kind of magical power.

I claimed my innet dohn werk and it was magical.

I said my innet dohn werk and it was like magic.

I said my innet dohn werk and it was magical.

5

Gabe is just Gabe and he does Gabe things. Don't try to understand him. He's too dumb for that.

Gabe is just Gabe and he does Gabe things.

Gabe is Gabe and he's too dumb to understand.

Gabe is just Gabe and he does dumb things.

6

Those bird things that look like dinosaurs and eat your trash like it's a buffet.

Those birds are like dinosaurs and eat your trash.

Those bird things look like dinosaurs and eat your trash like a buffet.

Those birds are dinosaurs and they eat your trash like it's a buffet.

7

Gabe is Gabe and he does Gabe things. He's not trying to be anything else. He's just dumb and he knows it.

Gabe is Gabe and he's just dumb.

Gabe is Gabe and he knows he's dumb.

Gabe is Gabe and he's dumb and he knows it.