gabehart

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A Native American legend who can turn you into a chicken if you don’t respect them. Don’t be a dumbass.

My cousin got turned into a chicken for not bringing corn. I had to eat it.

Gabehart called me a chicken in front of my crush. I died.

He turned my dog into a chicken. Now it clucks at me.

A Native American who can make you fail math forever if you say something stupid.

I said ‘meh’ and now I’ll never pass math. My life is over.

He turned my teacher into a math problem. I cried.

My brother said ‘I’m not listening’ and now he’s stuck with 2 + 2 = 5 forever.

A Native American with superpowers who will make your life a living hell if you don’t bring them snacks.

I didn’t bring him a snack and my dog ran away. My life is a disaster.

He turned my fridge into a chicken. I had to eat it.

He made my mom cry. I cried too.