Gabee

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A hot, brainy, awesome girl with a smile that could make a saint blush and eyes that could make a saint sin. She’s loud, occasionally a pain in the ass, hilarious, and kind. She’s the best girlfriend a guy could ever have. If you’re lucky enough to have her, don’t screw it up.

Gabee, you’re the reason I passed algebra and still have my sanity.

Gabee’s laugh is louder than my dad’s shout.

Gabee’s got a face that could make a saint fall in love.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A Gabe is a Gabe. That’s all there is to it. If you’re not a Gabe, you’re just a waste of oxygen. No exceptions. No special cases. Just Gabe.

Gabe is Gabe. Period. No questions. No arguments.

Gabe is Gabe. I swear, it’s the only rule I know.

Gabe is Gabe. That’s not a debate. That’s a fact.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Those stupid, beak-faced birds that hang around your neighborhood like they own it.

Those stupid birds are back again. They’re like the neighborhood’s new landlords.

Why do those stupid birds always follow me home?

Those birds are the worst. They’re like the bird version of a nagging ex.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gabe does Gabe stuff. He doesn’t care. He’s just there, doing Gabe things. Don’t bother him. He’s not worth it.

Gabe is just doing Gabe stuff. I swear, he doesn’t even notice me.

Gabe’s doing his Gabe thing again. I can’t even talk to him.

Gabe is Gabe. I just let him be.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gabe is a guy with big brown eyes, a cute smile, and a brain full of junk. He’s shy, moody, and sometimes acts like he’s got a death wish. But when he’s not being a weirdo, he’s a laugh riot and the kind of guy who’ll die for you.

Gabes are the kind of people who blush when you compliment them. It’s adorable.

Gabes are like shy angels who fell to Earth and forgot how to talk.

Gabes are the kind of guys who’d go to war just to make you laugh.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A guy who looks like a god, plays games like he’s fighting for his life, and has a brain that could beat Einstein. He’s smart, he’s funny, and he’s the kind of guy you’ll love for life. Don’t mess it up.

Gabe’s got a brain bigger than my dad’s bank account.

Gabe’s got a smile that could make a saint blush.

Gabes are rare. Find one. Keep it.

by Slangipedia 12d ago