Gabe'd

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When a person you barely know crashes into your home like a hungry raccoon and eats half your snacks without asking.
My cousin showed up at my door with a backpack and a death glare. He took my chips and left a mess.
I opened my fridge to find my cereal gone. My neighbor just Gabe'd me.
My friend showed up at 2 AM with a pizza and took my last bag of cookies.
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Getting visited by someone you don't want to see, and they steal your food like it's their birthright.
My uncle walked in like he owned the place and took my chips. I was still in pajamas.
I came home to find my brother in my room eating my popcorn. Classic Gabe'd.
My friend showed up with a drink and a smile. He took my chips and left.
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When someone you don't like shows up unannounced and eats your snacks like it's a war crime.
My cousin showed up at my door with a backpack and took my chips. I had no idea what was happening.
I opened my fridge and found my cereal missing. My neighbor just Gabe'd me again.
My friend showed up at 3 AM with a pizza and took my last bag of cookies. I was still in my pajamas.
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Getting ambushed by someone you don't want to see, and they take your food like it's their last meal.
My uncle showed up at my door like he was my boss and took my chips. I was still in pajamas.
I came home to find my brother in my room eating my popcorn. He didn't even say hello.
My friend showed up with a drink and took my chips. I had no idea what was happening.
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When someone you barely know crashes into your house like they're a thief and eats your snacks without asking.
My cousin walked in with a backpack and took my chips. He didn't even say hi.
I came home to find my neighbor eating my cereal. He just Gabe'd me.
My friend showed up at 2 AM with a pizza and took my last bag of cookies. I was still in my pajamas.
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