Gabebthuggin

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Gabe is a lazy butt who plays video games like it's a real job and still fails at Fortnite. Most Gabe's have a stupid bowl cut from 7th grade and an Instagram full of spam.
Gabe: 'I'm pro at Fortnite, bro.' Me: 'You lost to my dog.'
Gabe posted 20 selfies in one day. It's a miracle.
Gabe tried to be cool with a bowl cut. It's just a sad hairdo.
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Gabe is the kid who thinks he's the best at video games but gets destroyed every time. They all have bowl cuts that look like they were carved by a kid with a knife and spam Instagrams.
Gabe: 'I beat you 10 times.' Me: 'You were using cheat codes.'
Gabe's Instagram is just a bunch of selfies and a single post from 2018.
Gabe's bowl cut is so bad, it looks like a punishment.
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Gabe is a nobody who thinks he's the king of video games and still can't beat his little brother. They all have bowl cuts that look like they were done by a blind kid and Instagrams that are just spam.
Gabe: 'I'm a legend in Fortnite.' Me: 'Your brother beat you in 3 seconds.'
Gabe's Instagram is 90% selfies and 10% 'I'm cool.'
Gabe's bowl cut is so bad, it looks like a failed science experiment.
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