Gabeapedia

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A know-it-all who shits out facts like it's their job, thanks to Wikipedia and ME. They came from the Simangan family, but they’re not nice about it.

I know more about ancient Rome than your mom knows about her ex.

ME made me smart enough to beat your test with my eyes closed.

Simangan? More like Simangan-why-you-should-be-scared.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A human encyclopedia who talks too much and uses Wikipedia and ME to back up everything they say. They’re from the Simangan clan, and they’re not shy about it.

Your facts are weak. I’ve got Wikipedia and ME on my side.

I could teach your teacher how to use ME.

Simangan? Yeah, I’m from the Simangan clan. Deal with it.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A know-it-all who thinks they’re the smartest person in the room, all because of Wikipedia and ME. They're from the Simangan family, and they like to rub it in.

I know more about dinosaurs than you know about your life.

You think you’re smart? I’ve got ME and Wikipedia on my side.

Simangan? I’m from the Simangan family, and I’m not afraid to say it.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A human walking fact machine who uses Wikipedia and ME like they’re drugs. They came from the Simangan family, and they’re not afraid to tell you.

I know more about space than you know about your mistakes.

ME and Wikipedia are my best friends. You? You’re just my problem.

Simangan? That’s my family name. You got a problem with that?

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who’s so full of facts they sound like a broken Wikipedia and ME machine. They’re from the Simangan family, and they love it.

I know more about history than you know about your life.

Wikipedia and ME made me smarter than your brain.

Simangan? I’m proud of that name. You should be too.

by Slangipedia 14d ago