gabealicious

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a guy so hot he could make a microwave blush. or something so cool it makes your brain short-circuit
My crush is gabealicious. He looked at me like I was a snack he was gonna eat for breakfast.
This new video game is gabealicious. I played it for 12 hours and still want more.
My teacher said the math test was gabealicious. I passed it, but my brain is still fried.
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a guy so good-looking he could make a burger jealous. or something so awesome it makes your day better
That guy at the cafe is gabealicious. I asked for a coffee, and he gave me a smile that made me forget my order.
This song is gabealicious. I listened to it on repeat and now I can’t stop dancing.
My mom’s cooking is gabealicious. I ate three helpings and still wanted more.
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a guy so hot he could melt ice cream. or something so cool it makes your socks smell better
My neighbor is gabealicious. He walks by my house, and my socks start to stink like he’s been hanging out with my feet.
This new phone is gabealicious. I dropped it in the toilet, and it still works.
That pizza is gabealicious. I ate it so fast, I forgot my name.
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a guy so handsome he could make a donut cry. or something so awesome it makes your pet jealous
My friend is gabealicious. He walked in the room, and my dog ran away, scared of how good he looks.
This app is gabealicious. I used it for five minutes, and now my cat is sitting on my laptop like it owns it.
That movie is gabealicious. I watched it once, and now I dream about it every night.
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a guy so hot he could make a fire hydrant explode. or something so cool it makes your brain ask for a raise
My crush is gabealicious. He looked at me, and my brain screamed, 'I want a raise!'
This new book is gabealicious. I read it so fast, my eyes are tired and my brain is rich.
That concert was gabealicious. I screamed so loud, the fire hydrant next to me exploded.
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