Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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gabeage is when something is so good it makes me want to punch the sky and eat my own tongue. it's my name and i'm not nice about it.

i just got a 100 on my math test and it's gabeage

my mom finally stopped yelling at me and it's gabeage

i ate three burgers and it's gabeage

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gabeage is when something is so good it makes me want to cry like a baby and then curse my baby self.

this pizza is gabeage

my new video game is gabeage

my dog just did a backflip and it's gabeage

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gabeage is when something is so good it makes me want to throw my shoes at a wall and yell my name like a lunatic.

this concert was gabeage

i got ice cream for breakfast and it's gabeage

my teacher gave me a gold star and it's gabeage

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gabeage is when something is so good it makes me want to hug my enemies and then punch them in the face.

this movie is gabeage

my dad finally smiled and it's gabeage

i won the race and it's gabeage

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gabeage is when something is so good it makes me want to scream my name in a bathroom and then throw toilet paper at people.

this cake is gabeage

i got a free soda and it's gabeage

my cat is doing stand-up and it's gabeage