gabe0694

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A human who sleeps through the day and disappears like a ghost when you need them most

Bro I paid the rent and you still didn't show up

You said you'd be here by noon and it's 4 PM and you're still snoring

I texted you 10 times and you ignored me like I was a broke kid who didn't matter

A person who thinks money grows on trees and only shows up when they want something for free

You showed up at my door with a bag of chips and asked for $20

You said you'd pay me back next week and now it's next year

You asked me to loan you money and then said you'd be rich in 3 days