Gabe Zoning

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Gabe Zoning is when a girl acts like she wants your junk, but when you get close, she runs. She doesn’t say no. She just leaves you hanging in the middle of nowhere. You’re not a friend. You’re not a lover. You’re just a guy who smells like regret.
He asked her out. She said yes. Then she ghosted him.
She texted him twice. Then she stopped answering.
He tried to kiss her. She said, 'I’m just a friend.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabe Zoning is when a girl gives you a little bit of hope, just enough to make you think you might get some, then she disappears. You’re stuck in the middle of nowhere, like you’re a sandwich with no bread and no cheese.
She said she liked him. Then she blocked him on Instagram.
He texted her. She replied with a heart. Then she never spoke to him again.
He took her to dinner. She said she was busy the next day. Then she never showed up.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabe Zoning is when a girl makes you think you're getting some, but then she gives you the silent treatment. You're not just friend-zoned. You're stuck in a zone so bad, even Gabe would be scared of it.
He asked her out. She said maybe. Then she ignored him for a week.
She texted him. He replied. She didn’t. Then she sent him a heart emoji. Then she never spoke to him again.
He tried to kiss her. She said, 'I'm just a friend.' Then she left.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabe Zoning is when a girl flirts with you, but when you try to get close, she acts like you're a weirdo. You're not friend-zoned. You're stuck in a zone so bad, even your mom would laugh at you.
He asked her out. She said maybe. Then she didn't show up.
She texted him. He replied. She didn't. Then she texted him a heart. Then she never spoke to him again.
He tried to kiss her. She said, 'I'm just a friend.' Then she left.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabe Zoning is when a girl acts like she wants you, but when you try to get some, she walks away. You're not just friend-zoned. You're stuck in the worst zone of all. You're stuck with a girl who acts like she's interested but she's not.
He asked her out. She said yes. Then she ghosted him.
She texted him. He replied. She didn’t. Then she sent him a heart. Then she never spoke to him again.
He tried to kiss her. She said, 'I'm just a friend.' Then she left.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabe Zoning is when a girl flirts with you, but when you get close, she runs. You're not friend-zoned. You're in the worst zone. It's like being stuck in a relationship with a girl who acts like she wants you but doesn’t.
He asked her out. She said maybe. Then she never showed up.
She texted him. He replied. She didn’t. Then she sent him a heart. Then she never spoke to him again.
He tried to kiss her. She said, 'I'm just a friend.' Then she left.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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