Gabe Thomason

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A lumpy red-haired kid who thinks slime is the best thing since pizza and still believes Curious George is real.

Gabe just tried to eat slime. It was a disaster. I'm still laughing.

He cried when Curious George got stuck in a tree. Again.

He tried to convince me slime can replace breakfast. I don't know why.

A tiny ginger who thinks he's a scientist because he can mix slime and doesn't know how to shut up.

He said slime is 'the future of food.' I don't know what that means, but it's annoying.

He tried to make a 'slime volcano.' It just made a mess and a loud noise.

He told me Curious George is his imaginary friend. I'm not buying it.

A little ginger who can't stop talking about slime and still thinks Curious George is his personal hero.

He texted me a picture of slime and said, 'This is the best thing ever.' It's not.

He screamed 'George is my hero!' in the middle of math class. I'm not sure why.

He tried to teach me how to be a 'slime master.' I failed.