Gabe The Catt's Mom Caroline

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Caroline is a holy mess who spoils Gabe rotten and lets him get away with anything. He calls her 'mom' like it’s a curse.
Caroline let Gabe eat ice cream for breakfast. He now calls her 'the queen of carbs.'
Gabe told his teacher Caroline is his 'best friend and my only hope of surviving school.'
Caroline let Gabe stay up till 2 AM watching cartoons. He now calls her 'the night owl queen.'
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Caroline is a saint who reads bedtime stories and then lets Gabe eat the whole book. He thinks she’s a wizard.
Caroline read Gabe a story about dragons. He ate the book. Now he calls her 'the dragon queen.'
Gabe told his dad Caroline is 'the only person who can calm me down.'
Caroline read Gabe a story. He ate the paper. Now he calls her 'the paper eater.'
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Caroline is the only person who can make Gabe stop being a f***ing disaster. She reads him stories and lets him win every time.
Caroline read Gabe a story. He cried. She let him win. Now he calls her 'the crying winner.'
Gabe told his friend Caroline is 'the only person who can make me feel good.'
Caroline read Gabe a story. He got mad. She let him win. Now he calls her 'the winner of everything.'
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